Labels:text | screenshot | font | black and white | newspaper OCR: The Dumbest Rip-Off By RUSSELL BAKER Dear Abbie (Hoffman, that Is): OBSERVER number, so that when he received the bill he could show his Irritation with In reading your latest work, "Steal the telephone company by refusing to This Book," I had Just gotten to the pay it directions for cheating the telephone To the American counter-cuiturist, Well. c.uinter-cultw ists galore company when, following your com- a telephone in the hand is as much a phoned long distance, and the tele- mand, somebody stole the book. part of his dniform as denim, dried phone company did not become angry. I didn't finish the telephone section lentils and a coiffure from Michel- Not at all. It quietly traced each call and-careless met-didn't even think angelo's Moses. back to the telephone of origin, often to make no ...